Is the weekend already over?

SHOWBIZ SPOTLIGHT Nicole Richie Did Not Get Married This Weekend!

Gossip-mongers were buzzing about a wedding after Good Charlotte rocker, Joel madden, blogged, "We Did It! Nicole and I Finally Got Married!!"

They didn't.

Madden then wrote:

HA HA. JUST KIDDING.

So I feel really stupid even posting this, but I've been getting calls and texts from my family all week asking me why they weren't invited to my wedding. I guess the only answer I could give them was that I didn't know we were having one. So I just found out that Star magazine wrote some story about a 2 MILLION dollar wedding we are supposed to be having, and that's where it came from. Sooooo if you were pissed at me for not inviting you or even telling you, don't blame me, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Star magazine. How long do you think it will be before they write we called it off, or we broke up? I give them a week or two...

SHOWBIZ SPOTLIGHT Jennifer Garner's Big Oops: Actress Locks Two-Year-Old Daughter in Car

Ben Affleck's wife Jennifer Garner accidentally locked her keys in her Lexus SUV while shopping this week in Brentwood, Calif., with daughter Violet.

Worse News-- the two-year-old was in the car, holding the only key.

Panic set in, but not for long, as Violet was able to eventually follow Garner’s instructions on how to push the button to open the door.