Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen, II
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12 Ways Lindsay Lohan Can Survive 90 Days In Jail
1. She can use the time to perfect her killer nail art skills.
2. Oh, and isn’t this the perfect opportunity to read Orange is the New Black: My Year In A Women’s Prison by Piper Kerman?
3. Look on the bright side, Lindsay. Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days but only served 23 before being released for good behavior. So, if you clean up your attitude, maybe you can get out in a month and a half.
4. Be thankful that she doesn’t have to deal with paparazzi for three months.
5. Learn the art of prison beauty. We hear a burnt match tip or ink from a pen make great eyeliner.
6. Make this a method acting exercise so she can nail the role of porn star Linda Lovelace.
7. She can count her freckles to pass the time.
8. Give herself an authentic prison tattoo?
9. It’s lucky that in the past few years Lindsay has had a relationship with a woman. Maybe she can find a Samantha Ronson look-alike while she’s there?
10. Start learning all the many uses for sanitary pads—we hear that they are “all-purpose” in prison.
11. Hire a private prison guard. Because everyone will want to jump the mean girl.
12. Get a book deal so she can start working on it while she’s there!
(THE REAL DEAL)...15 SCIENTIFIC SIGNS THAT YOU'LL GET DIVORCED [2010-07-08 01:00:00]
1. If you're a woman who got married before the age of eighteen, your marriage faces a 48 percent chance of divorce within ten years. Study after study shows that the younger the married couple, the riskier. The risk drops to 40 percent for women who married at age eighteen or nineteen, 29 percent for women who married at age 20 to 24 and 24 percent for women who married at age 25 or older.
2. If you're a woman who wants a child-either a first child or an additional child-much more than your spouse does, your marriage is more than twice as likely to end in divorce compared to couples who agree on how much they do or don't want a child.
3. If you have two sons, you face a 37 percent chance of divorce, but if you have two daughters, the chances go up to 43 percent.
4. If you're a man with high levels of testosterone, you're 43 percent more likely to get divorced than men with low testosterone levels.
5. If your child has been diagnosed with ADHD, you are 22 percent more likely to divorce before that child turns eight compared with parents of a child without ADHD.
6. If you are currently married but have lived with a lover other than your current spouse, you are more than twice as likely to divorce than someone who has never lived with someone.
7. If you didn't smile for pictures early in life, your marriage is five times more likely to end in divorce than if you smiled a lot.
8. If your child has died after the twentieth week of pregnancy, during labor, or soon after labor, you are 40 percent more likely to divorce than if you hadn't lost a child.
9. If you're a woman who has recently been diagnosed with cancer or multiple sclerosis, your marriage is six times more likely to end in divorce than if your husband had been diagnosed with those diseases instead.
10. If you're a Caucasian woman and you're separated from your spouse, there's a 98 percent chance that you'll be divorced within six years of that separation. If you're a Hispanic woman, the chance is 80 percent. If you're an African-American woman, the chance is 72 percent.
11. If you're a dancer or choreographer, you face a 43 percent chance of divorce, compared with mathematicians, who have a 19 percent chance, and animal trainers, who have a 22 percent chance.
12. If you're a farmer or rancher, you have only a 7 percent chance of divorce. Nuclear engineers also have a 7 percent chance. Optometrists have a 4 percent chance.
13. If either you or your spouse have suffered a brain injury, your marriage faces a 17 percent chance of ending in divorce.
14. If you're an African-American woman, your first marriage has a 47 percent chance of ending in divorce within ten years; for Hispanic women, the chance is 34 percent; for Caucasian women, it's 32 percent; for Asian women, it's 20 percent.
15. If you're a woman serving actively in the military, your marriage is 250 percent more likely to end in divorce than that of a man serving in the military.
THINGS I'D 'LIKE TO DO' BEFORE I DIE... BUT PROBABLY WON'T [2010-07-08 01:00:00]
An ANTI-Bucket list?
Blogger writes:
-Make my own ricotta.
-Grow tomato plants on my roof.
-Can, jar and pickle various things.
-Raise chickens.
-Keep an orchid alive for more than two weeks.
-Be an early-morning runner.
-Host dinner parties that involve food I actually cook myself. Barbecues don't count.
-Pot plants.
-Prepare food more than 20 minutes in advance of actually eating it. Prepare food for tomorrow, even.
39% OF YOUNG WOMEN 'ADDICTED' TO FACEBOOK [2010-07-08 01:00:00]
If you’re a woman between 18 and 34, there’s a 34% chance you check your social networks first thing in the morning…even before taking a potty break.
More from a recent Oxygen Media study:
* Of the 1,605 young women sampled, 42% think it’s perfectly fine to post pictures of themselves “visibly intoxicated,” and 79% are OK with kissing photos.
* A full 57% admit they talk to people more often online than in person, and 39% admit they’re addicted to Facebook.
* Can’t sleep? Join the 21% who check Facebook in the middle of the night.
* Privacy apparently isn’t a concern for the 50% who don’t mind friending strangers.
* Facebook can be useful for the 49% who use it to keep tabs on a significant other and the 58% who use it to spy on “frenemies.”
* Thankfully, only 6% use Facebook to “hook up,” and only 9% use it to break up.
'AMERICAN IDOL'S CRYSTAL BOWERSOX GETS HER TEETH FIXED! [2010-07-08 01:00:00]
American Idol runner-up Crystal Bowersox was known on the show for her dreadlocks and her gap-toothed smile.
Crystal has since straighted her teeth.
Crystal even went on Twitter and posted a pic of her new smile.
She wrote: "What's NOT missing in this picture? Yeah. That's right."
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